Sunday, May 20, 2007

Yuna's Latest

It's no secret that far too many Westerners are overweight, an inevitable consequence of affluent societies, it seems. The Japanese are growing too, taller, bigger, and unfortunately for some, fatter. Years ago, truly busty women were relatively rare in east Asia; not anymore. Every passing year brings us bigger and bolder "bomber" girls, as the Js sometimes call big breasted AV idols.

かわせゆな Yuna Kawase, one of the biggest and boldest, comes back with 満乳 Mannyu, "Full Breasts." It's exciting stuff, but rather frustrating at the same time. The cover of the DVD tells the whole story of what Yuna offers: big curves and rather amateurish. And what boobs .... Yuna-chan was blessed with the proverbial Guns of Navarone. With vital statistics of B:41 W:23 H:34 at 4'11" tall, Yuna is the classic short and fully-loaded package. She also fits one of the most popular fetish categories in Japan, ロリタ Lolita, a.k.a. Loli, the child-woman.

"Full Breasts" presents it's subject in the now-familiar Yuna style, i.e., let it all hang out, artlessly. Yuna was blessed physically, but was ripped-off in the charisma department. There's just no magic in her eyes, no heart-melt in her smile. While she is clearly very comfortable being (almost) nude in front of people and on camera, she comes off more like someone at a nudist camp than a gravure idol goddess. And there's the rub (ha!); almost nude.

As I've noted previously, Yuna's handlers present her completely naked except the concealed tips of her nipples and the crease of her snatch, and the effect is kind of ridiculous. To be fair, this style seems to be in vogue right now in Idol Gravure, and I can't tell you why the J's like it. Some say that many Japanese men find little peaks at the goodies to be sexier than full nudity. For me, I like the tease as much as the next guy, but I want delivery of the goods in the end, and the extreme giri-giri girls never finally deliver.

And why do they have to cover her nipples so childishly? Smilely stickers, tufts of fake fur, bunches of fake fruit. Maybe the producers are just trying to be creative, or even self-deprecating, but the effect is juvenile. Compare this to the supreme confidence and strength of 小田有纱 Arisa Oda, and it's almost embarrasing. Or try the hypnotic command of 北村ひとみ Hitomi Kitamura or 夏目理緒 Rio Natsume; there's the difference of the great ones.

Don't get me wrong, I like Yuna very much, and I recommend this video. They find more ways to push, bounce and squish her lovelies than any monk could ignore. And she really has a cute rear too. And ... this video feels like the last stuff 青木りん Rin Aoki did before she suddenly made the jump to full AV.

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